POEMS & SHORTS

Teenage Tits

So I hobbled into my favorite Japanese place on my cane. Why? Because I'm an old fucker, I had knee surgery and my body parts are wearing out, that's why, you cunts. Anyway, I was sitting there eating my favorite yellow tail sashimi and cucumber seaweed salad with brown rice. Why? Because I'm an old fucker and I have to watch my diet so I don't get fat, that's why. You cocks. Plus the brown rice soaks up the excess poison from the twelve percocets I'm swallowing daily to keep my ever fucking horrid pain away. Where was I? Oh yeah, eating. So I'm digging my chopsticks in, trying to stay calm because I'm an old fucker and I get upset easy. I mean things upset me. The whole fucking world is bullshit and why bother staying alive upset but I have a lot of great sick perverted memories to live off of so I was sucking on the yellow tail slice like it was a piece of teenage Japanese pussy I once had and in walks this young average handsome -but thinking he is more handsome than he is -because he is a useless wannabe actor type of kid, maybe twenty-two – yeah a fucking kid and he walks in with the finest, tall svelte natural blonde honeypot with these huge natural melon sized tits sloped to perfection in her low cut T-shirt. And they sit at the table across with her facing me and her jugs jostling under that T with every move and breath and laugh she makes to this young gay fucker as they order and drink and eat and chatter bullshit dribble because I know all I'd be saying was "Wait till we get to my place so I can titty bang those big bouncers of yours." And I can tell he's gay. I convince myself of that right off the bat because it makes me stronger and more potent and makes me forget I'm an old fucker, probably older than both their dads but I cancel that thought out because age has nothing to do with maturity and every time she adjusts those big honkers, I imagine hobbling by and casually dropping five or six percocets in her fag boyfriends miso and clam soup before going to the men's room to hopefully take a long solid shit then come back to see him passed out dead, drowned in his broth so I can get busy on her massive young firm bazookas. And I ask you, is this fucking wrong? I mean why should I feel like such a horrid dirty old man if I want to stick those fried egg sized nipples in my mouth? I know in my heart I'm gonna pay more attention to them than sissy boy, who is babbling on about his botched Stargate audition and quietly thinking about the future cock he's gonna get shoved up his hungry bottom.

And so yes, maybe you young bastards might think I'm a disgusting old pervert but mark my words, when you get to be my age your mind will be in the same place. After you get married and your wife pumps out a couple of kids and her ass sags and her tits drop. You'll be oogling little Junior's girlfriends body bits before you know it. "This couldn't happen to me, no way," you'll say as you're hitting forty and drooling over a pair of tenth graders-swollen melons your son brings home. I say it's teenage tits forever.

And if you don't think it's gonna happen to you, look at your parents. How many times a week ya think they're fucking? Or a month or a long painful sexless year for that matter? But who's still horny? You know your Dad is. Know what I'm saying, boys?. Ever seen him shake the hand of your hot girlfriend and hold it just a few beats too long. That's because he's tryin' to cum in his pants before you take her up to Griffith Observatory to watch the meteor shower or snort some street meth and oxycontin then pimp her out all night for lollapalooza ticket money. Whatever, it's not my business.

But the point is - it's gonna happen to you too. You'll be just like me when you get older.

Mark my angry old fucker words.